In the year 2069
Me: slayer
Grandson: goddamnit gramps what the fuck does that even mean

3knk3:

眠気が去ったらウワアアアってなるやつ

how to make computer run faster

leaftouch:

step 1 go to programs and then delete the file called League of legends cogratulationis your computer is fixed also your life

mikihoshii:

Turn on’s
Anime girls that walk like Tommy Pickles 

mikihoshii:

Turn on’s

  • Anime girls that walk like Tommy Pickles 

terrorechoes:

having the worst internet connection in your friend group

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boychic:

"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin

ninjasexfarty:

Back when I was in charge of hiring for GameStop, a guy came in, handed me his application, and ‘accidentally’ let a sonic screwdriver fall out of his sleeve. “Now that you know I’m a time lord, I guess you’ll haaaaave to interview me,” he laughed alone, and that’s why I refuse to watch Doctor Who.

souzouse:

im still reading but this series is slowly fuckin me up