okmmmml:

I thought this was too fluffy when I started but I’ve just finished SBR yesterday and my heart needs healing; ;

I just love it too much and got too attached to every single thing in this part and it hurts…..

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

tsunflowers:

ur just gay

diabolism666:

The samples arrived. Mmm PERFECT :)

germ-man:

anyone want to come over and JO we will sit on my bed and pretend to drive it as if it were a car. my license got Taken Away. dad did a crime. 68 year old Bad Dad.

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison